Written from the point of view of anexhausted mummy at the end of the day, it’s honest, it’s funny, andit’s a little bit sweary.It is Mummy’s 39th birthday. Peter and Jane like starting fires, trying to kill each otherand driving Mummy to drink. Why Mummy Drinks is the brilliant novel from Gill Sims, the authorof the online sensation Peter and Jane.Boy Child Peter, Girl ChildJane and Daddy have exciting adventures with Mummy. Hope you are pleased to join our service, and you can read all the books you want. Instead, she clutches a large glass of wine, muttering FML over and over, and then remembers the gem of an idea she’s had…īefore I apologize, here I am not offering it for free, but you have to join our service, and get a trial period of 14–30 days, you can cancel it if it is uncomfortable. But Mummy does not want to go quietly into that good night of women with sensible haircuts who ‘live for their children’, boasting about Boy Child and Girl Child’s achievements. She is staring down the barrel at a future of people asking if she wants to come to their yoga class, and book clubs, where everyone is wearing statement scarves and they are all ‘tiddly’ after a glass of Pinot Grigio.

Written from the point of view of an exhausted mummy at the end of the day, it’s honest, it’s funny, and it’s a little bit sweary.It is Mummy’s 39th birthday. Peter and Jane like starting fires, trying to kill each other and driving Mummy to drink. 'Rea.d Onlin.e e-Books Why Mummy Drinks ( By Gill Sims )ĭescription: Why Mummy Drinks is the brilliant novel from Gill Sims, the author of the online sensation Peter and Jane.Boy Child Peter, Girl Child Jane and Daddy have exciting adventures with Mummy.

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